Don't Try This At Home: Hauling A Boat On Top Of A C5 Corvette

There are certain things that are appropriate to be transported in Corvette, such as Selma Blair, shopping bags and the occasional bucket of chicken from the KFC drive thru. However, using a C5 Corvette as a pickup truck is not advisable; Corvettes are not designed to haul boats. They are designed to haul ass.