Video: D-Bags With A C6 Z06 Corvette Waste 5 Minutes Of Your Life
Without a doubt, the Internet has opened a new chapter in the history of humanity. For the first time ever, an obscure person can become an overnight star with nothing more than a video camera and an Internet connection. Thanks to the newfound collective communication between people of all colors and creeds, the Internet could usher in a new era of peace and understanding.
Unless these guys have something to say about it.
Because as great as the Internet is for finding and cheering on genuine stories of triumph and heroism, there are always a few d-bags ready to gum up the works with their “hysterical” satire of dudes and bros. Unfortunately, this particular crew of cool guys just happen to have access to a Corvette Z06, making it an integral part of their brain-dead shenanigans. They even found an obligatory scantily-clad blond (we’re sure she is very nice in person) to join in the idiocy.
In fairness, this video is clearly meant to be a public mockery of all things “bro”, what with the obnoxious burnouts and exaggerated idiocy. Why these guys made a five minute “teaser” (of what? does it get worse? is there an extended dance mix?) of themselves acting like they’ve never seen a Corvette before is really just a mind-numbing exercise in futility. Nothing says awesome like parking garage burnouts and cleaning your car with a cat. Radical dudes! Oh, and we especially love the part where the driver rips out of a parking lot going sideways, and nearly plows into a couple of cars at a stop light. That’s some sick control, bro!
The real gem of this video appears around the 4:20 mark (heh) when one of our bro hosts points to the Corvette’s alternator and calls it a turbo. We have to assume anyone who can upload a YouTube video can also do a Google search to realize that isn’t a turbocharger. Yet still they lower themselves to the level of “bro-dom”, and they take down a perfectly good Corvette Z06 with them.
Next time, leave the ‘Vette at home, boys. You look ridiculous, satire or not.