A Corvette named Jake? It’s not exactly “Who shot JR?” or “What the hell is a frozen donkey wheel?” but diehard GM fans will still be taking the SEMA sneak peek video from the General apart frame by frame like it was the Zapruder film, trying to decode the mystery of what’s going to be on display this year. Here are all 57 seconds, roughly 1700 precious images, for your viewing (and obsessing) pleasure…

As SEMA 2010 approaches, we’ll be bringing you more information as it drops – in the meantime, feel free to discuss your own personal insights in the comments below…